Since I live in the land of the future, we got to see Transformers last night. It was silly, the plot was thinner than the sheen of sweat on hot girl mechanic’s belly, and it had faults. The pacing fell apart after the first 2/3 or so, and it was pretty clear that they went through a few different endings.
Who cares?!? Giant Fighting Robots!!
Where did they find all of those robots, and why aren’t they doing any other movies?
Short review – this was the most fun I’ve had in a movie theater in a long time.