Adam Fields (weblog)

This blog is largely deprecated, but is being preserved here for historical interest. Check out my index page at for more up to date info. My main trade is technology strategy, process/project management, and performance optimization consulting, with a focus on enterprise and open source CMS and related technologies. More information. I write periodic long pieces here, shorter stuff goes on twitter or


Watch out for the, uh, oven door scam

Apparently, crooks have been breaking into vacation homes, stealing the >OVEN DOORS<, repackaging them in real flat screen TV boxes, and selling them to dupes on the street.

Words fail me.

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Flash physics engine

Filed under: — adam @ 1:17 pm

Someone had fun with the Flash physics engine.

Warning: not porn, but does include bra-related breast physics.

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Really amazing photos from New York nightlife in the 70’s

Filed under: — adam @ 9:47 am

All sorts of naked, painted, and blowjobby.

With a caption like “A man applies Crisco shortening to his arm in preparation of inserting it into Annie Sprinkels [sic]“, how can you really go wrong?


Assless Panties

Filed under: — adam @ 2:47 pm


Romantic (Little) Death

Filed under: — adam @ 9:37 am

Pop band The Sun put together a video montage of footage from Beautiful Agony (the erotica site which features videos of just the faces of people masturbating) for their song “Romantic Death”:


Reading and Blogging Britannica

A UC Berkeley student is reading the entire Encylopedia Britannica, and blogging the good bits. It’s healthy to have a hobby.



Filed under: — adam @ 12:19 pm


No, this doesn’t seem like a good idea at all.


Orgy porn is good for (producing) children

“Men who view pornographic images of two men and a woman produce better-quality sperm than men viewing pornographic images of just women, an Australian study reveals.

The finding suggests that humans may be capable of subconsciously increasing semen quality when faced with the possibility that their sperm will have to outrun those of other men in a woman’s reproductive tract.”

This does not, however, explain hot girl-on-girl action.


Maybe I’m just feeling a little childish today

Filed under: — adam @ 1:57 pm

There’s something deeply wrong with this product image.

Memory foam

.XXX domain coming

Filed under: — adam @ 10:33 am

ICANN has approved the creation of a .xxx domain.

There’s one thing that really troubles me about this.

WHY is the cost $60 per year?

Everything else, I can understand – it’s a voluntary labeling solution for content not meant for kids. As long as it’s voluntary, I think it’s fine. I don’t think it’ll help, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. If it becomes mandatory, that’s a problem. I think it would be much more useful to have a sanitized .kids domain. The problem with that is this – there’s huge disagreement over what isn’t suitable for kids, but it’s fairly obvious what is. The right solution is to identify the things that are, and let kids go to town on that stuff, instead of trying to corral everything that isn’t, which no one’s going to agree on.

But the thing that gets me is this – why should people pay up to ten times the price just for the privilege of presenting content just to a smaller audience (and the adults that will seek out .xxx domains will be a smaller audience than those that don’t understand the difference). That alone makes me think the entire justification is complete bullshit, and it’s just a grab for more money.


Nude lighting with 3D modeling

Filed under: — adam @ 8:53 am

This photographer uses Poser as an alternative to real models for experimenting with lighting for nude shoots.


Default is one of my favorite photo blogs

Filed under: — adam @ 10:07 pm


Lots of sex positions as animated gifs

Filed under: — adam @ 11:58 pm


Rent a Dildo


(Given their rental model, I’d have gone with something like “NetPrix” instead of the name they chose.)


The history of breast augmentation

Filed under: — adam @ 8:42 am

As told through patent illustrations:


Apparently, today is the 80th anniversary of nudity on film

Filed under: — adam @ 12:46 am

Hooray for nudity on film!


Clothing vs. Naked

Filed under: — adam @ 11:39 pm

I find clothing/naked side by side photographs very interesting, boobies aside.

(Update: apparently, there are a lot more of them here:


Naked in Barcelona

Filed under: — adam @ 5:29 pm

I’m told this is a series of pictures of people who walk around naked all over Barcelona.

Double Happiness

Ancient Chinese bronze dildos.


The New Nude

Filed under: — adam @ 2:59 pm

Petter Hegre, nude photographer extraordinaire, has started a new magazine.


Is it porn if there’s no nudity?

Filed under: — adam @ 6:19 pm

I’m leaning towards yes.


T-Mobile security is looser than…

Naked pictures, celebrity phone books, random ramblings.


Top (female) nude performances of 2004

Filed under: — adam @ 11:43 am


Adult internet TV is about to hit

Filed under: — adam @ 10:27 pm

Unrestricted adult programming. Some porn, but not all porn. Sitcoms, dramas, news (?), etc… Just like a regular TV station, but with cursing, violence, nudity, and fucking. I’m surprised this hasn’t happened sooner.,1284,66127,00.html


Tonga is the porniest nation

Filed under: — adam @ 11:05 pm

“While Sao Tome remains a mere adolescent in the world of online porn (in terms of countries, Germany leads the way with 10 million pages, and the UK is close behind with 8.5 million), that figure corresponds to 1.7 pages per inhabitant. Germany in contrast has 0.12 pages per person, and the UK, 0.14. Winner of porniest country in the world is Tonga with an incredible 7.7 pages for each of its 110,000 inhabitants.”


I think they left out a star

Filed under: — adam @ 11:32 am

USB-powered massage ball:


Anime mousepads (with ergonomic breasts!)

"This quality mousepad features a uh, CLEVER ergonomic wrist rest on a pair of gel boobs."

That’s just too funny.


Look forward to that call

Filed under: — adam @ 11:49 am

Someone finally invented the cellphone-driven vibrator.

"When your phone receives a text message or phone call it will switch on the Vibrating stimulator for a set period of time."

It seems like the next natural step is to combine this with the Audi-Oh.


If only I could concentrate and smoke the naked people

Filed under: — adam @ 10:48 am

‘Internet pornography is the new crack cocaine, leading to addiction, misogyny, pedophilia, boob jobs and erectile dysfunction, according to clinicians and researchers testifying before a Senate committee Thursday.

Witnesses before the Senate Commerce Committee’s Science, Technology and Space Subcommittee spared no superlative in their description of the negative effects of pornography.

Mary Anne Layden, co-director of the Sexual Trauma and Psychopathology Program at the University of Pennsylvania’s Center for Cognitive Therapy, called porn the "most concerning thing to psychological health that I know of existing today."’,1282,65772,00.html


Sexual Physics

Filed under: — adam @ 10:00 am

"My boyfriend, Terence, is an adventurous physics student always looking for new ways to improve our sex life. Recently he has been talking about Einstein and relativity, suggesting that we should try having sex at the speed of light or faster. But I am worried. If we were to engage in consensual sex at faster than the speed of light, would I go back in time, so that he would end up having sex with a 5 year old girl? And what are the potential legal implications of this?"



City of Heroes costume contest

Filed under: — adam @ 9:33 am

Now >that< is courage.


Method of shared erotic experience

Filed under: — adam @ 5:02 pm

I’m at a loss for words.

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